Russian techno ravers had a total buzz kill. One on scene said "I was totally peaking with a raging boner and then I caught a laser in my eye, ruined my whole night." Thirty patients, who attended the Aquamarine Music Festival on July 5th, checked in to the local Russian hospital reporting blindness or partial blindness. When asked, doctors could not say that the eye injuries were definitely from lasers. Scientists report that dilated ecstasy eyes could have been the culprit and if this story broke it could mean disaster for the laser eye surgery market. Festival promoters also said the lasers were pointed more downward because of the rain tent. Most of the patients were prescribed 5 pills of e by Dr. DJ Russialives and forgot about the whole incident the next weekend.
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