Obama's Real Plan - Set it up

1 - One Obama-nation under god. A story that has gone somewhat unreported is Obama's preemptive call for war on Pakistan and war on US! First Obama has clearly left the door open for an invasion to Pakistan. A nation that is close allies with Russia and China (the newest threat to America's interest) posses nuclear capabilities and a population 3 times the size of our own. The strategic invasion of Afghanistan was not for terror or Bin Laden - who no one gives a shit about anymore - but to gain a tactical position against Pakistan and to surround China. Next stop for the US military, ground invasion to Pakistan.

2 - The new youth army. Recent articles have been printed that Obama will appoint civilian homeland security officers - completely armed! Wildness. I do not want more guns I want less. The correlations between facisits movements in the early parts of the century in all political systems are so apparent its y2k branding. Look at the movements in socialism. Mao's red army, Nazi Youth, Russian working party, now American youth. They all involve a formula - youth movement, slogan, branding (icons, color, propoganda), and finally powerful government opposed by revolution movement lead by a charismatic leader. Check it, here's a document pulled from the Obama site.

Barney is in love with MaryJane!

A monumental... moment happened today... this day in "time". Anyways capital hill will hear a bill proposed by Rep. Barney Frank to decriminalize possession of less than 100 grams of marijuana and non profiteered distribution of the drug. Many states in our great nation have approved medical use of the drug and if you go to Cali its pretty much legal. This new bill will make sure that their is no enforcement on the federal level . Frank and others condemn the abuse not the use of Maryjane. The government regulations on the substance will be made similar to that of the regulations controlling alcohol.

Legislators are hoping that letting up on weed laws will save the government time and money - in addition to focus more time on the war on terror not terrorizing stoned paranoid pot heads. The view from Barney is that the government does not penalize controlled drinkers so why penalize non-raging pot heads? You would not be able to hot box your car - sorry high schoolers but you would be permitted to have it and smoke it. The arrests for weed more than double all violent crime arrests put together. By decriminalizing law enforcers could focus on more serious crimes like child rape, tasering to death, and old fashion knife fights.

In my personal opinion I feel that making pot legal would not change much. I don't feel more kids or adults would be toking up - in fact maybe even less. Getting high would be so "conventional". Maybe thats the tactic. Those rebellious teens alway wanna push against the man - its a reverse tactic to have less pot smoking? Either way aside from the pure joy of feeling like Bob Marley did in all those songs and pictures and making suburban white kids stop having dreads the law hopefully will have a real impact on the country. Less crowded jails, more focused law enforcement, and more docile people. I feel that this law will not pass thou, even thou it gives the states the option to make possession on a state level an offense - its just not time. It will still be illegal to sell weed for profit, so just give it to me.

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The Real Reno 911 - police arrest midget

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Tasers Make man fall off of a bridge

More Tasering - 19 year old boy in intensive care

This is from The Alex Jones Channel.

DOWN WITH TASERS!!! Blind woman gets tased - Fluffee Talks

An awsome lecture from Ted.com

Jonathan Harris is a Brooklyn based artist from VT. His mediums of art in the digital age are incredible, original, and groundbreaking. He tackles very human issues. Take the time to watch this lecture he gave for the ted series

Dear Fucking Bitch from Sales,

Dear Fucking Bitch from Sales,

Hi, it's Paul Dyer from the REIN department. I just wanted to let you know that those dirty looks you constantly give me every time I see you have not gone unnoticed. I wanted to write this letter to address the most recent episode of your mean mugging. I'm only going to say this once, if I catch you shooting me one more glare I'm going to fucking lose it. I know that some people may think I'm overreacting (receptionist) but I'm not. One more grill and I'll burn this fucking place to the ground. Just because you're a huge, ogreish, mega-bitch does not mean that you can waddle around this office doing what you please. If I had it my way, I'd staple your tongue to the microwave before cooking my Hot Pockets lunch, you fat bitch. I have no idea what I did to you but apparently I've offended your obese ass in some way, shape, or form. Just because you can't see your own feet or because it's probably a chore to wipe your huge ass does not grant you immunity to be an ice grilling whore. For 17 months I've sat idly by while you shoot me death stares as you enter and exit the kitchen 30 times a day, but no more. One more dirty look, and it's fucking on. This is not a threat, it is a warning. I do not want to go to war with you Bitch from Sales but, like Kevin Garnett, I've got my guns ready. That's a metaphor, not a threat on you life. Although I'm sure no one would miss your hideous, gargantuan figure anyway. I have an idea, instead of being a total fucking punta all the time, how about you go do some fucking sit ups? Huh? You fucking miserable piece of shit. Next time I even think that you're giving me the evil eye, I'm going to hit you in the face with a brick. Now, we work at the same company and we should be professional. Cross me one more time and I'll cut your fucking brakes. Oh, and by the way, you're a fat ugly bitch. That is all. Don't fucking look at me anymore.

Sincerely you piece of shit,
Paul Dyer


P.S. -You tell anyone I wrote you this and I'll fucking kill you. That's a threat. Die slow you fat cow

Bale Make bail after beating Bales

Warrior's Song

Christian Bale, star of the blockbuster hit The Dark Knight, has been accused of assaulting his mother and his sister. Bale should be hauled into court as soon as possible because behavior such as this is unacceptable, I don't care how many times he's save Gotham. Batman doesn't beat up his mother, unless she was threatening to tell the public that Bale, indeed played both Batman and Bruce Wayne in the movie and thus would blow Wayne's cover as the Caped Crusader. Also, I read that Bale was released on bail without being charged. If he wasn't charged, then why did he need a bail? How does one go about setting a bail for no charges? And how, did no media outlet come up with a snazzy title such as, "Bale released on bail for assaulting Bales"? These are questions that need to be answered. I suggest you write to your local congressman and tell them to get to the bottom of this. I'm in favor of letting Bale walk on these (non) charges as long as he promises that he and director Christopher Nolan will continue to make such fantastic films.

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That looks like some good dear

Our world has show how fucked up it can get. This is simple. You gotta see it to believe it. Click the title of this blog to witness. A couple extra legs never hurt nobody.

Don't Tase Me Bro! Again, and again, and again, and......

Tasing jokes officially stopped being funny - unless we change the cult phrase to "Don't tase me to death man!". A young black man from Louisiana, Chris Pikes (cousins of one of the Jena six) died during an arrest this past January. The individual was tased a total of 9 times in three minutes and the local coroner ruled the death a homicide today. Not only did this police officer kill this individual he has had a history of excessive taser use. 12 out of the 14 time tasers have been used in his department were by this particular officer. The excessive use of tasers is a fear tactic and a weapon the only riot police or specialized police forces should have. Check it out on youtube, tasers are used from traffic stops to simply not presenting a school ID. The judge is going to determine the fate of the officer. Below is a CNN video tag

Dolly Does Dallas

It is mid summer and hurricane season is coming. Don't get wet by a scorned Dolly, always remember to wear a wrapper. Texas and Mexico will be hit the hardest. To the left is a weather map of fore casted path of Dolly. It is believe shes gonna win one back for the hoes and not get rained on. It is predicted that everything will get wet, real wet. Dolly has been around in the past, the last time she was here was in 1996. Its a shame how the national weather services is so racist. Why do they always pick names like Dolly, Katrina, Andrew, and John? It makes them sound so nice like someone you were friends with in elementary school. What a bout Sadam or Bin Laden? I really think it work well with the terror/fear scheme in our country today by giving these destructive forces the names of our enemies.

The only things you need to know in french

Mark Zuckerberg is a Snake - CIA and facebook

Kicking it at Camp Bisco 7

In the festival scene there are few events that can top what has now become "camp". In a little town in upstate New York there rests a little biker get away where thousands of concert goers congregate once a year for seventy two hours of raging and music. After previous years of not being allowed to return the biker camp has given this festival making it a disco camp. This year's line up was packed with all star performances from the Disco Biscuits, Snoop, Cut Chemist and DJ Shadow, The Egg, 2020 Sound System and many more. In terms of summer festivals go this is the place to be in the east coast. Its small enough where its not overwhelming but large enough where you might trip your face off and get lost in the woods until your close to the point of starvation. The Biscuits announced their NYE run - 5 back to back nights at the Nokia Theater in New York. Slamming. Great time good music. Download the sets on line.

China takes a shower for the olympics

As people usually do when guests arrive, the host usually puts on a visage to impress others at their home. We all know by this point that China doesn't give a shit about the environment or its people - but we still love them because they give us video games and cheap clothes. I'm pretty down with that. With the Olympics just around the corner a little house work is necessary for the largest nation in the world. Today China has declared for one month they ordered citizens to not drive. Half the cars will be allowed on the streets and highways of Beijing. Anyone who opposes will be slapped with a heavy fine and maybe alittle dong as well. The smog, as you can see in this associated press picture, fills the atmosphere like incense in you dirty hippy friend's room in college except they aren't burning ganja they are burning old computers and human souls. Aside from reducing car exhaust China has been taking other steps as well. No dog, a traditional dish that been past down from generation to generation when the neighbors pet shits on your dirt floor. Its scares the shit out of them and they probably won't have a replacement fido for little wang chung for a couple years. Soon it became a delectable dish. Due to recent scare of steroids in swine there will be no pig served in the Olympic venue as well. And finally to top all of it off. Just paint it! Nothing works better to fix some unsightly grass than painting it green. Woo! thats a breath of fresh lead particles.

The Real Purpose of the Internet

In the near future the true purpose of the internet will be exposed. Last night while stretching because of my back pain, I realized that I have spent a great amount of my time on the internet since a young age. I also always imagine how young children now relate to the internet. Socializing in traditional means - person to person is tough enough as it is. With the introduction of the internet, one who cannot relate to it would have no comprehension how the internet has affected their socialization at such a young age. In relation to this topic, we are approaching a time where the possibility to document someones entire existence through electronic means is a reality. It is also a scary reality. I had a vision where the entirety of someone's life had been documented and catalogued from birth to death through electronic means. From their first instant message, email, to credit car purchase, bloggin, video chat, youtube, to cell phones, to security cameras, and isp. Once this technology is fully developed and manifested it would be very interesting to see how the technology has carved a persons life path. The internet fuels our social interactions, love, sorrow, loneliness, and connetedness.
This is a warning - do not take my idea. I want to make this into a movie and to prove my point that this is my idea this blog post is documented so it will be indisputable evidence that this is my concept. First I need about 50 million dollars but thats secondary. The movie would tell the story of one persons life from birth to death through big brother. The end of the story would wrap up by another person reading/viewing the persons life in a futuristic government library that documents all persons in the past. Creepy, the truth, the future. Someone raise money for me.

What does the Interenets look like?

We are on it everyday, for many hours. Tracked, monitored, and probably documented somewhere - somehow. But what the fuck does the internet look like? I heard somewhere that 4/5 internet hits are for sex and porn... so I would think it would look something like a naked chick. I really want to know, what the internet looks like. If it had a cheesy portrait for a school photo, what would it look like. I found this 3d graphical representation of the internet, but i am not satisfied with it. The internet isn't a bunch of lines - its people, pictures, words, wealth, sounds, and movement. It could also be represented in 0 and 1 's but im not a code guy. If this is in fact what the internet looks like then does it have a 1st birthday photo? or high school graduation photo? Someone anyone - I want to know what the internet looks like. Possible? get at me dog.

TED - Ideas Worth Spreading

These days there is a lot of bullshit on the internet. Amongst all the heaping piles of dung there is a gem. Knowledge is power, and the internet is a powerful communication too, lets put the two of them together. The website broadcasts lectures from some of the most interesting minds of our time, from Steven Hawking to Yo yo ma. I paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for my education and this guy is giving out the knowledge i paid for free. Check it out and pass it along.
www.ted.com

Wow my balls are burning and its not from herpes

Not the Lasers dude!

Russian techno ravers had a total buzz kill. One on scene said "I was totally peaking with a raging boner and then I caught a laser in my eye, ruined my whole night." Thirty patients, who attended the Aquamarine Music Festival on July 5th, checked in to the local Russian hospital reporting blindness or partial blindness. When asked, doctors could not say that the eye injuries were definitely from lasers. Scientists report that dilated ecstasy eyes could have been the culprit and if this story broke it could mean disaster for the laser eye surgery market. Festival promoters also said the lasers were pointed more downward because of the rain tent. Most of the patients were prescribed 5 pills of e by Dr. DJ Russialives and forgot about the whole incident the next weekend.

Homeless People in NYC

There are many homeless people in NYC. I don't know where they get off asking working people for free money. Especially for doing nothing. I don't have problem giving a homeless person money or anyone money for that matter, but not for free. Take this guy for instance. He is offering a very valuable service in exchange for food. I always figured if I was homeless I would break dance, or recite poetry, something - anything to make money. Some people actually enjoy being homeless thou I bet. Nothing to loose, the ultimate freedom. Back to the money thou. Why would I give you or anyone free money. Maybe if they handed out a game plan for their investment or had a good pitch - "give me money so I can buy a thrift suit for a job interview" or "I need $25 dollars to buy show unit". I don't mind people who say "im not gonna lie; need money for booze" Fuck you. I need money for booze. Is it illegal to pretend your homeless for booze money?

Our Caffiene affair

Caffeine rules, yes. But do you ever wonder what your life, or the world would be like with out caffeine. I personally drink a cup of coffee everyday and its becoming somewhat of a problem. I don't fuck with the other drinks but apparently they are causing a a stir with young children. France has outlawed several energy drinks because instances where children have died from the high impact drinks.
Here in America, where things matter, concerns are growing in the medical community about the affects of caffeine on youngsters. A recently released report by University of Massachusetts Medical School toxicologist Richard Church tracked 4,600 caffeine-related calls to poison control nationwide in 2005, the most recent statistics available. Half involved people under age 19. Its pretty amazing how easy it is for teens to get fucked up these days. I used to buy nugs from sketchy black dudes or pay double to get some booze on a friday night. Now all you gotta do is go to the 7-11. Teens report saying that when they are feeling sluggish it gives them a boost, I need to study, or it makes my heart race.
This is the kind of place we live in. Just take a look at the marketing of these cans above. NO FEAR! ROCKSTAR! and AMP! doesn't that make you feel cool? Man people are concerned about add and adhd just fucking get caffeine off the shelves... at least caffeine like this. It has officially jumped from our drinks to lip balm, gum, and candy. You can get that fix any where buddy, and you don't even need an ID.

Drunk Firefighter

Recently, a Berlin man rushed to the aid of his fellow man. The man had been drinking when he heard the fire siren sound. The man without hesitation went into the fire station, suited up, and rode the bright red truck to the scene. After arriving at the scene the drunk man was identified as an impostor. He probably was back seat driving during the whole ride, or the stench of booze might have given him away. He was detained by police and freed hours later when sober. No charges were filed.
I for one want to give this drunk a gold star. Now yes, drunk grown men should not be fighting fires, driving cars, or playing dress up - but drunk or not this man was willing to risk his own life to save innocent ones. From my own personal experience booze give me balls, but not enough to jump into a fire. I'm actually really surprised he got as far as he did with out being recognized by the real fire fighters. How did he pull that off anyways? I think I'm more scared he got as far as he did and no one realized than the fact that he wanted to be a hero.

Google needs to free up names

The internet neighborhood is filled with dilapidated homes. Too many web names are taken and cannot be taken over by a different party. I for one started this blog because they refused to give me back my old blog... marcusamadeus.blogspot.com - I pretty much got high and forgot my password when I made it. Damn I wanted all my online identities to be the same. Its all good thou. Here is the new one which will be attached with my youtube account. You tube is another one, I see users with sweet names who haven't signed on in years. Google hear my cry!.