Bale Make bail after beating Bales

Warrior's Song

Christian Bale, star of the blockbuster hit The Dark Knight, has been accused of assaulting his mother and his sister. Bale should be hauled into court as soon as possible because behavior such as this is unacceptable, I don't care how many times he's save Gotham. Batman doesn't beat up his mother, unless she was threatening to tell the public that Bale, indeed played both Batman and Bruce Wayne in the movie and thus would blow Wayne's cover as the Caped Crusader. Also, I read that Bale was released on bail without being charged. If he wasn't charged, then why did he need a bail? How does one go about setting a bail for no charges? And how, did no media outlet come up with a snazzy title such as, "Bale released on bail for assaulting Bales"? These are questions that need to be answered. I suggest you write to your local congressman and tell them to get to the bottom of this. I'm in favor of letting Bale walk on these (non) charges as long as he promises that he and director Christopher Nolan will continue to make such fantastic films.

Post by: Paul Dyer