"Programming the Universe"

Experimental trance

Shel Silverstein "The Smoke Off" - Sounds from Space

Justice Finally Strikes Back

3 cops were let go from the force after using excessive force.

I AM RICH!

There really is nothing like being rich. Steak dinners, country clubs, Vacations all over the world, and frivolous things that let people know how rich you are. A brilliant young programmer has fulfilled that need on one of the newest and most revolutionary devices - the iphone. People were willing to pay crazy amounts of money to get their hands on the newest version on top of waiting for days before its release. Digital Crack. Now that this item is circulating, what makes yours cooler? or how can you let people know how cool, tech savvy and of coarse richer you are than others? Get this graphic at a measly one thousand dollars. It doesn't do something, its just digital bling. Just like jewelery it doesn't serve any purpose it just makes you feel good by reminding you how rich you are. Unfortuantly it has been taken down off itunes... booo. Give the people what they want!

A serious Post from Mac Forum

leaning a Macbook Pro - Semi special conditions apply

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Hey,

This is a 100% serious question, so mods, plz don't lock this thinking I'm just being an *******. I really do need help with this.

I put my laptop on the floor with the lid open (because I was coding) so my girlfriend and myself could have some private time.

I'll skip the details, there's female juices all over my macbook pro keyboard. The reason why I state the substance is b/c it's important you know that it's sticky & is started to not smell normal 'n the like..

I need to wash the keyboard, but I don't know what I can use that's both wet, and will also take off any sticky stuff on there. I don't know what I can use chemical wise on it besides a damp towel.

As soon as I found out (I'm not sure how long that was after it happened) I turned off the computer and flipped it upside down to drain, and some did.

I wiped the keys and got as thoroughly in there with a damp towel (water) as I could.

The macbook pro's structure is different than most laptops, I'm sure I can google instructions on how to take it apart, but A) I'm afraid to, B) I'm not about to try 'n explain this to apple care, and C) I don't know much about the keyboard, because it's back-lit. Is it just like any other laptop keyboard, where there's a flat surface underneath, or is there places due to the back-lighting where liquids can go?

I looked down in it with a flash light and it seems to be just a flat surface, so I'm pretty sure I might be able to do this without taking it apart. So what chemicals can I use on the keys that will help remove sticky stuff but not damage the case and still clean it up?

I'm assuming if I just use any kind of "gunk" remover, like windex in very small moderations on a damp towel of heavily diluted windex it would work fine, though I've never dealt with cleaning this case with anything other than water and I don't know what will happen. Normally I'd spring for the acetone, or gasoline, but I'm afraid it'll eat away at this, even if used in heavy moderation.

Tips, are all welcome, and if it's possible, plz don't bash me, as Jess said, accidents happen. I don't intend on using my MBP until I get this problem resolved, but I do have a program to turn in Monday. I removed the battery and purged it (not that it makes any difference b/c I didn't take out the backup battery for clock 'n such).

Uhh, thanks for your potential help, and just a lil FYI, there's not much information about this on Google.

Porn could Kill you

At first glance this individual may be seen as a creepy criminal that you find jerking off to child pornography. But no, he is a hero - a hero that is going to jail. I sincerely hope he does not serve time for his crime. He barged into his neighbors apartment with a sword after hearing shrieks of a female's voice. He reportedly thought that a woman was being raped so - "dah da dah da!!" I will rescue her and maybe she will repay my pathetic ass by sleeping with me. I can't read minds but just look at him thats what he was thinking. Of all things to enter the house with why did he enter with a sword? Phallic I think, prob trying to show off. What was he gonna do? pull a greyhound bus decapitation? eek too soon?
He found his neighbor watching porn and jerking off. After the hero swept the apartment and found no distressed princess he left. His neighbor pressed charges and got him arrested - potentially facing up to 33 months. Damn shame. I just wondered why he got the law involved and in turn the press - now everyone knows how much he likes to jerk it to weird rape porn. Gross dude. Your a turd. Read the full story by clicking the title.

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