As people usually do when guests arrive, the host usually puts on a visage to impress others at their home. We all know by this point that China doesn't give a shit about the environment or its people - but we still love them because they give us video games and cheap clothes. I'm pretty down with that. With the Olympics just around the corner a little house work is necessary for the largest nation in the world. Today China has declared for one month they ordered citizens to not drive. Half the cars will be allowed on the streets and highways of Beijing. Anyone who opposes will be slapped with a heavy fine and maybe alittle dong as well. The smog, as you can see in this associated press picture, fills the atmosphere like incense in you dirty hippy friend's room in college except they aren't burning ganja they are burning old computers and human souls. Aside from reducing car exhaust China has been taking other steps as well. No dog, a traditional dish that been past down from generation to generation when the neighbors pet shits on your dirt floor. Its scares the shit out of them and they probably won't have a replacement fido for little wang chung for a couple years. Soon it became a delectable dish. Due to recent scare of steroids in swine there will be no pig served in the Olympic venue as well. And finally to top all of it off. Just paint it! Nothing works better to fix some unsightly grass than painting it green. Woo! thats a breath of fresh lead particles.
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